Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.

If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.

Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm not. I'm really quite... Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I start going, Oh, would you like insurance?

Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh ... well, until you killed them all, I suppose.

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!