Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.

That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?

I don't believe that competitions are important.

You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe.

They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back.

Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.