Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.

The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!