Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing.

I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago - every five years they have a remembrance on D-Day beaches and I would have liked to have been there and done my bit.

Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.

That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?