Cake and tea or death?

We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag …? "No..." "Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.

Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.