When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
Eddie IzzardWell, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!
Eddie IzzardI don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
Eddie IzzardBut with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!" "Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.
Eddie Izzard