Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.

You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

How to survive boarding school. Do not express emotion, do not feel emotion, do not have emotion. If someone hits you, hit them back, if someone argues with you, argue back, never give in an inch, never look vulnerable and you will survive.

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe.