What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?
Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.
It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt...you weird talking person.
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.