I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

I am two lesbians in a man's body.

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.