I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

I'd like to have sex with myself.

I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.

I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.

I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.

All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).