I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
Eddie IzzardBoy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
Eddie IzzardIf you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
Eddie IzzardSan Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.
Eddie IzzardHorseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'
Eddie Izzard