I want to live till I die. No more, no less.

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I'm an Action Transvestite.

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.

I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.

I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.