I don't believe that competitions are important.

Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Cake and tea or death?

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it.

I'd like to have sex with myself.