I don't believe that competitions are important.

I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.

The Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard who stand proudly in pajamas and silly hats.

I want to live till I die. No more, no less.

If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.

Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.