I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.

People still talk about a British sense of humour, or French slapstick or how the Germans have no sense of humour - and it's just rubbish. I do strongly feel that we are all the bloody same.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!