I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.

I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.

Cake and tea or death?

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.