I've never been able to write for stand-up.

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.