Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
I've never been able to write for stand-up.
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.
My belief is that guns are too easy to get in America. My belief is that the NRA has bought much of our congress, to the point that guns are actually the only unregulated consumer product in America. Think about that. It's stunning.