I've never been able to write for stand-up.

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

I’ve thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.