The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."
Elayne BooslerAs a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.
Elayne BooslerPresident Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.
Elayne Boosler