I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.

A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - all were imploded.