Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - all were imploded.

I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naïve hope.

I've never been able to write for stand-up.

Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.