Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.