Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Wouldn’t it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, “Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub”.

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

President Bush said he didn't want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might 'infringe on hunters' rights'. Who needs an AK-47 machine gun to go hunting? Let me tell you guys something... If it takes you 500 rounds to bring down a deer, I don't want you going to the bathroom in MY house!

There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.