Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.