To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.
I've never been able to write for stand-up.
Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.