Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.

I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.

I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.

Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.