It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.
When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.
Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.
Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?
Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.
You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.