A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.

For a single girl in London, luck isn't always a glass slipper that fits. Sometimes luck is a splash of mud from a passing bus.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!