Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.
I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience
I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.
When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.
Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?
For a single girl in London, luck isn't always a glass slipper that fits. Sometimes luck is a splash of mud from a passing bus.