A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!
Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?
Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?
I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.
Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.
I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.