Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.

I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.