I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.

When the message out there is so horrible that, to be gay, you can get killed for it... we need to change the message!!

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

My cat, Ethel, is an indoor cat but somehow she's sneakin' out at night. 'Cause the other morning I found a stamp on her paw... I wouldn't have noticed myself, but I just bought this new black light and she passed right under it and I said, 'Hey, what's that on you paw?

Though you feel you're not where you're suppose to be, you shouldn't worry because that next turn that you take, it will lead you to where you wanna go.

Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.