I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.

I get paid very well for an amazing, amazing life. I'm blessed.

There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans

I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don't harbour resentment.

Sometimes something being taken away from you is exactly what you need to take a look at yourself.

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most