I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal - because I'm not hiding anything from them.

I know that experts say you're more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn't make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street.

I think gender plays a part in most things, but I don't know how it would be different because I've never been a man. And my fame is different from Nicole Kidman's or Sharon Stone's. I think everybody's fame is different.

We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we? I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? - Oh, and a Diet Coke.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.