Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.
Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.
Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.
My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not
There's nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn't ringing. There wasn't one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn't work in Hollywood again.