Hosting the Emmys is a challenge for me. I guess it's the equivalent of someone who needs to climb a mountain or jump out of a plane. It's that kind of thing, where this could go terribly wrong. And I love the feeling of when it goes right.

If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar, if you think about that.

Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

There's lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand lotion on your feet? Would your feet get confused and start clapping? Each kind has something special in it - aloe, shea butter, coconut, cocoa butter, vanilla, lemon extract. That's not lotion. That's one ingredient short of a Bundt cake.

What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?

Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It's not a number at all.

Honestly, I would eat cardboard rather than go back to eating animals.