A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.

You're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. It's hard to understand failure when you're going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it's good to fall down - not because you're drunk and not near stairs.

Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.

When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it's hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn't feel like me.

...To be honest, I'd be the last person who should be doling out gardeinng advice. I don't have the patience for growing things. Yes, I realize there's nothing quite as satisfying as eating food that you've pulled up from the ground and that's why, at the height of the planting season, I bury cans of tomato soup in my backyard and dig them up in late spring.