When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars.

Extreme picky eaters may have what's called Selective Eating Disorder. People with this experience physical and psychological discomfort over certain tastes, smells, textures.

When you're dealing with an in-law violation, I think the first line of defense is for the blood relation to have a serious talk.

Anyone who marries gets no guarantee that their partner, no matter what they vow, will always keep that promise.

Sometimes people have a wild past because they have an essentially wild nature, and that's how they plan to go through life. Sometimes such people settle into happy monogamy, and can be content there because they never have to wonder, "What did I miss?"

You can't get a guarantee from everyone who appears in personal photographs that they will forever remain warm presences in one's life or sweet memories.

You may think you're married to a woman, but she's really an overgrown child.