They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

I pray a simple prayer every morning. It's an ecumenical prayer. Whether you're Catholic or Jewish or Muslim or Hindu, I think it speaks to the heart of every faith. It goes “Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.”

I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.

I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.

My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.

One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.