People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.
They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
Charlie Chaplin is the greatest artist of the 20th century. He takes me from laughter to tears in seconds. And he was one of the very first funny men. It's like the original violins were made in Cremona and there's never been any better since. Sometimes the best come right off the bat.
I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.
I took my grandmother to the emergency room. The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that although her brain was dead her heart was still beating. I though, "we've never had a democrat in the family before".