I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.

You should get married. When I was younger, I was into the fame and fortune, and now I realize that a loving wife and happy children - that's life's greatest consolation prize.

I was sick of people making fun of my hair and so I cut it off and I've got much more attention than ever before. It was like when Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1906 - three times more people came to see where it used to be.

I think of my body as a temple. Or at least a relatively well-managed Presbyterian youth center.

My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn't be home until a certain hour.