Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.
I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.
When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be serious, and now it's stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be funny.
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.