People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.

Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?

The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.

I think of people as members of an audience. But an audience acts independently of every individual. It's an organism on its own. I focus on that living hydra in the dark.

I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.