My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family.
Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'