New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
Emo PhilipsI think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
Emo PhilipsI was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.
Emo Philips