I took my grandmother to the emergency room. The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that although her brain was dead her heart was still beating. I though, "we've never had a democrat in the family before".

I've always kind of pushed the envelope in terms of trying to get away with things no one else was going near. I always thought of myself like a mouse trying to get cheese that no one else could get without getting their tail snipped off.

I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.

I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.

I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.