What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.

One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.