What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

I didn't fear old age. I was just becoming increasingly aware of the fact that the only people who said old age was beautiful were usually twenty-three years old.

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.