What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

The term 'working mother' is redundant.

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.

To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?

Explain to me how he [her son] can ride a bicycle, run, play ball, set up a camp, swing, fight a war, swim and race for eight hours ... and has to be driven to the garbage can.