A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
Erma BombeckI would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.
Erma BombeckNever be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence.
Erma Bombeck