Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

I lost everything in the post-natal depression.

A child needs your love most when he deserves it least

One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.

It's [motherhood] the biggest on-the-job- training program in existence today.

Do I have to use my own money?