On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.

I didn't fear old age. I was just becoming increasingly aware of the fact that the only people who said old age was beautiful were usually twenty-three years old.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.