I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

It is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.

Early in my life I had made a pact with myself. I would never eat anything that moved when I cooked it, excited the dog, or inflated upon impact with my teeth.