The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.
Erma BombeckMy idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.
Erma BombeckThere are few things in this world more satisfying than having your son teach you how to play tennis, unless it is having a semi-truck run over your foot.
Erma BombeckKids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who lost the knob off the TV set six years ago, who got punished for teasing the dog when he wasn't teasing the dog and who had to wear girls boots the last time it snowed.
Erma Bombeck