A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn't charge more after midnight - or anything before midnight.
Erma BombeckI have just come up with a wonderful solution to end all wars. Let me give directions on how to get there.
Erma BombeckFor years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombeck