There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
Erma BombeckWhen the history of guilt is written, parents who refuse their children money will be right up there in the Top Ten.
Erma BombeckI'm real ambivalent about [working mothers]. Those of use who have been in the women's movement for a long time know that we've talked a good game of "go out and fulfill your dreams" and "be everything you were meant to be." But by the same token, we want daughters-in-law who are going to stay home and raise our grandchildren.
Erma Bombeck