I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.
Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.
Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.
Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body.
Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.