We even switched to a newly-formed church across the town that gave one hundred and twenty trading stamps each time we attended. (We now worship a brown and white chicken with a sunburst on its chest.)

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Every puppy should have a boy.

Success is outliving your failures

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

I firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you're in big trouble.

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.