It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.

When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

Never be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence.

I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.

Occasionally, once a speaker is on his feet, it is difficult to get him to sit down. ... If and when he returns to earth, he notices half of the room is paging the other half and a few are playing with the melted candles.