A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.
Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.