One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.

Occasionally, once a speaker is on his feet, it is difficult to get him to sit down. ... If and when he returns to earth, he notices half of the room is paging the other half and a few are playing with the melted candles.

Children make your life important.

If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk?

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.