One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.

Never underestimate what it takes to watch someone you love in pain.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation's compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.

When humor go's, there go's civilization.

Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.