I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
Bombeck's Rug Rule: an ugly carpet will last for ever.
Hello there. I'm out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you're anybody, I'll get back to you.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.
My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.