In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.

It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line.

Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.