If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.
There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.
Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted.
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
Success is outliving your failures