. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.

The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.

The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?

Success is outliving your failures

Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world.

God created man, but I could do better.