I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'

Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?