I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Never underestimate what it takes to watch someone you love in pain.

Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.

A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.

Never be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence.

I have finally mastered what to do with the second tennis ball. Having small hands, I was becoming terribly self-conscious about keeping it in a can in the car while I served the first one. I noted some women tucked the second ball just inside the elastic leg of their tennis panties. I tried, but found the space already occupied by a leg. Now, I simply drop the second ball down my cleavage, giving me a chest that often stuns my opponent throughout an entire set.

Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.