When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others.
I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, “Never mind! I'll do it myself.
For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.
I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby.