It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.
I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Do I have to use my own money?
When the history of guilt is written, parents who refuse their children money will be right up there in the Top Ten.