Occasionally, once a speaker is on his feet, it is difficult to get him to sit down. ... If and when he returns to earth, he notices half of the room is paging the other half and a few are playing with the melted candles.

To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.