A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
When humor go's, there go's civilization.
The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.
A child needs your love most when he deserves it least
One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.
With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.