The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.
Erma BombeckFor years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
Erma BombeckMen who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.
Erma Bombeck