Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.
Erma BombeckYou become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck