What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?
Erma BombeckIn two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Erma BombeckWhen your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Erma Bombeck