I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

Mother's words of wisdom: Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.