Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the lights are out. They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have to last a lifetime and must be conserved.
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.