I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

Explain to me how he [her son] can ride a bicycle, run, play ball, set up a camp, swing, fight a war, swim and race for eight hours ... and has to be driven to the garbage can.

Hello there. I'm out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you're anybody, I'll get back to you.

I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth. I feel sorry for the men, too.

You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.