When you're lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.
Erma BombeckI became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.
Erma BombeckOne thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
Erma Bombeck