I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

She's as funny as a toothache

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?