I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water.

There is only one thing harder in this world than forgiving. It's to ask forgiveness armed only with, 'I'm sorry'.

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.