A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.

Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.

Cats invented self-esteem.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.

Explain to me how he [her son] can ride a bicycle, run, play ball, set up a camp, swing, fight a war, swim and race for eight hours ... and has to be driven to the garbage can.