A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.

Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.

Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Motherhood is the second oldest profession in the world. It never questions age, height, religious preference, health, political affiliation, citizenship, morality, ethnic background, marital status, economic level, convenience, or previous experience.

Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother, and dog. If someone wanted to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he would refuse until he had been formally introduced.