My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
She's as funny as a toothache
Success is outliving your failures
You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Do I have to use my own money?
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.