A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.