Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.

God created man, but I could do better.

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Cats invented self-esteem.

If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.