Motherhood is the second oldest profession in the world. It never questions age, height, religious preference, health, political affiliation, citizenship, morality, ethnic background, marital status, economic level, convenience, or previous experience.

A child needs your love most when he deserves it least

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

When humor go's, there go's civilization.