Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.

I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.

Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.

[On her father's death:] I didn't know his leaving would hurt so much.

My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.

It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's happened to ME! I know just what she's talking about!