Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

[On her father's death:] I didn't know his leaving would hurt so much.

It is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.