God created man, but I could do better.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.
It's [motherhood] the biggest on-the-job- training program in existence today.
The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.