What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Erma BombeckIt is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.
Erma BombeckRemember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
Erma Bombeck